WorldNetDaily posted this bit of tax-dungeon humor on their website this week (excerpt below):

Paperwork reduction provision

New short form for Americans to file their tax documents

This is a new short form IRS document designed to simplify tax filing for anyone making up to $200,000 a year. 

DIRECTIONS:

Fill out Section A completely by truthfully answering the questions.  Fill out Section B completely by filling in the spaces.

SECTION A:

1. How much money do you have?________________

2. When can we come and pick it up? ______________

(click here to read the rest of the form)