WorldNetDaily posted this bit of tax-dungeon humor on their website this week (excerpt below):
Paperwork reduction provision
This is a new short form IRS document designed to simplify tax filing for anyone making up to $200,000 a year.
Fill out Section A completely by truthfully answering the questions. Fill out Section B completely by filling in the spaces.
1. How much money do you have?________________
2. When can we come and pick it up? ______________